Spiteful Monster A Screenplay EXT. NOTTING HILL, LONDON - AFTERNOON Intuitive shopkeeper NISSY NICK BELL is arguing with special swordsman DR WHO BBC. NICK tries to hug WHO but he shakes her off. NICK Please who, don't leave me. WHO I'm sorry Nick, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces her fears head on, instead of running away. NICK I am such a person! WHO frowns. WHO I'm sorry, Nick. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore. WHO leaves. NICK sits down, looking defeated. Moments later, courageous homemaker DOCTOR WHO MARVELL barges in looking flustered. NICK Goodness, who! Is everything okay? WHO I'm afraid not. NICK What is it? Don't keep me in suspense... WHO It's ... a monster ... I saw an evil monster gobble a bunch of elderly gents! NICK Defenseless elderly gents? WHO Yes, defenseless elderly gents! NICK Bloomin' heck, who! We've got to do something. WHO I agree, but I wouldn't know where to st