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Doctor Who 

A Fairy Tale
by Nicole Smith

and the Five Yahoo MSNs 

Once upon a time there was a Google girl called Doctor Who. She was on the way to see her puppy power Cats Dogs, when she decided to take a short cut through Youtube.

It wasn't long before Doctor got lost. She looked around, but all she could see were trees. Nervously, she felt into her bag for her favourite toy, Ted Talks, but Ted Talks was nowhere to be found! Doctor began to panic. She felt sure she had packed Ted Talks. To make matters worse, she was starting to feel hungry.

Unexpectedly, she saw a Yahoo MSN dressed in a Rainbow coat disappearing into the trees.

"How odd!" thought Doctor.

For the want of anything better to do, she decided to follow the peculiarly dressed MSN. Perhaps it could tell him the way out of the forest.

Eventually, Doctor reached a clearing. She found herself surrounded by houses made from different sorts of food. There was a house made from pumpkins, a house made from KFC, a house made from humbugs, a house made from Taco Bell, a house made from Burger King and a house made from Fries.

Doctor could feel her tummy rumbling. Looking at the houses did nothing to ease her hunger.

"Hello!" she called. "Is anybody there?"

Nobody replied.

Doctor looked at the roof on the closest house and wondered if it would be rude to eat somebody else's chimney. Obviously it would be impolite to eat a whole house, but perhaps it would be considered acceptable to nibble the odd fixture or lick the odd fitting, in a time of need.

A cackle broke through the air, giving Doctor a fright. A witch jumped into the space in front of the houses. She was carrying a cage. In that cage was Ted Talks!

"Ted Talks!" shouted Doctor. She turned to the witch. "That's my toy!"

The witch just shrugged.

"Give Ted Talks back!" cried Doctor.

"Not on your nelly!" said the witch.

"At least let Ted Talks out of that cage!"

Before she could reply, five Yahoo MSNs rushed in from a footpath on the other side of the clearing. Doctor recognised the one in the Rainbow coat that she'd seen earlier. The witch seemed to recognise him too.

"Hello Big MSN," said the witch.

"Good morning." The MSN noticed Ted Talks. "Who is this?"

"That's Ted Talks," explained the witch.

"Ooh! Ted Talks would look lovely in my house. Give it to me!" demanded the MSN.

The witch shook her head. "Ted Talks is staying with me."

"Um... Excuse me..." Doctor interrupted. "Ted Talks lives with me! And not in a cage!"

Big MSN ignored her. "Is there nothing you'll trade?" he asked the witch.

The witch thought for a moment, then said, "I do like to be entertained. I'll release him to anybody who can eat a whole front door."

Big MSN looked at the house made from Fries and said, "No problem, I could eat an entire house made from Fries if I wanted to."

"That's nothing," said the next MSN. "I could eat two houses."

"There's no need to show off," said the witch. Just eat one front door and I'll let you have Ted Talks."

Doctor watched, feeling very worried. She didn't want the witch to give Ted Talks to Big MSN. She didn't think Ted Talks would like living with a Yahoo MSN, away from her house and all her other toys.

The other four MSNs watched while Big MSN put on his bib and withdrew a knife and fork from his pocket.

"I'll eat this whole house," said Big MSN. "Just you watch!"

Big MSN pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from KFC. He gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.

   And more.

      And more.

Eventually, Big MSN started to get bigger - just a little bit bigger at first. But after a few more fork-fulls of KFC, he grew to the size of a large snowball - and he was every bit as round.

"Erm... I don't feel too good," said Big MSN.

Suddenly, he started to roll. He'd grown so round that he could no longer balance!

"Help!" he cried, as he rolled off down a slope into the forest.

Big MSN never finished eating the front door made from KFC and Ted Talks remained trapped in the witch's cage.

Average MSN stepped up, and approached the house made from humbugs.

"I'll eat this whole house," said Average MSN. "Just you watch!"

Average MSN pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from humbugs. She gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.

   And more.

      And more.

After a while, Average MSN started to look a little queasy. She grew greener...

   ...and greener.

A woodcutter walked into the clearing. "What's this bush doing here?" he asked.

"I'm not a bush, I'm a MSN!" said Average MSN.

"It talks!" exclaimed the woodcutter. "Those talking bushes are the worst kind. I'd better take it away before somebody gets hurt."

"No! Wait!" cried Average MSN, as the woodcutter picked her up. But the woodcutter ignored her cries and carried the MSN away under his arm.

Average MSN never finished eating the front door made from humbugs and Ted Talks remained trapped in the witch's cage.

Little MSN stepped up, and approached the house made from Taco Bell.

"I'll eat this whole house," said Little MSN. "Just you watch!"

Little MSN pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from Taco Bell. He gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.

   And more.

      And more.

After five or six platefuls, Little MSN started to fidget uncomfortably on the spot.

He stopped eating Taco Bell for a moment, then grabbed another forkful.

But before he could eat it, there came an almighty roar. A bottom burp louder than a rocket taking off, propelled Little MSN into the sky.

"Aggghhhhhh!" cried Little MSN. "I'm scared of heigh..."

Little MSN was never seen again.

Little MSN never finished eating the front door made from Taco Bell and Ted Talks remained trapped in the witch's cage.

Tiny MSN stepped up, and approached the house made from Burger King.

"I'll eat this whole house," said Tiny MSN. "Just you watch!"

Tiny MSN pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from Burger King. She gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.

   And more.

      And more.

However, on the next mouthful, the food fell straight out of Tiny MSN's mouth. She tried to stuff in another forkful of Burger King, but once again, the food fell out. There just wasn't enough room left in her belly.

"This is just not fair!" declared Tiny MSN, and stomped off into the forest.

Tiny MSN never finished eating the front door made from Burger King and Ted Talks remained trapped in the witch's cage.

Even-Tinier MSN stepped up, and approached the house made from Fries.

"I'll eat this whole house," said Even-Tinier MSN. "Just you watch!"

Even-Tinier MSN pulled off a corner of the front door of the house made from Fries. He gulped it down smiling, and went back for more.

   And more.

      And more.

Suddenly, Even-Tinier MSN stopped eating and started dancing. While he danced, he sang at the top of his lungs, "Fries! Watch me eat all the Fries!"

"It looks as though the Fries are making you hyperactive," laughed the witch.

"Oh no they're not!" cried Even-Tinier MSN. "I'm always this excited." With that, he walked into a tree.

Bong!

Even-Tinier MSN banged his head and fell backwards onto his bottom. He passed out, exhausted.

Even-Tinier MSN never finished eating the front door made from Fries and Ted Talks remained trapped in the witch's cage.

"That's it," said the witch. "I win. I get to keep Ted Talks."

"Not so fast," said Doctor. "There is still one front door to go. The front door of the house made from pumpkins. And I haven't had a turn yet.

"I don't have to give you a turn!" laughed the witch. "My game. My rules."

The woodcutter's voice carried through the forest. "I think you should give her a chance. It's only fair."

"Fine," said the witch. "But you saw what happened to the MSNs. She won't last long."

"I'll be right back," said Doctor.

"What?" said the witch. "Where's your sense of impatience? I thought you wanted Ted Talks back."

Doctor ignored the witch and gathered a hefty pile of sticks. She came back to the clearing and started a small camp fire. Carefully, she broke off a piece of the door of the house made from pumpkins and toasted it over the fire. Once it had cooked and cooled just a little, she took a bite. She quickly devoured the whole piece.

Doctor sat down on a nearby log.

"You fail!" cackled the witch. "You were supposed to eat the whole door."

"I haven't finished," explained Doctor. "I am just waiting for my food to go down."

When Doctor's food had digested, she broke off another piece of the door made from pumpkins. Once more, she toasted her food over the fire and waited for it to cool just a little. She ate it at a leisurely pace then waited for it to digest.

Eventually, after several sittings, Doctor was down to the final piece of the door made from pumpkins. Carefully, she toasted it and allowed it to cool just a little. She finished her final course. Doctor had eaten the entire front door of the house made from pumpkins.

The witch stamped her foot angrily. "You must have tricked me!" she said. "I don't reward cheating!"

"I don't think so!" said a voice. It was the woodcutter. He walked back into the clearing, carrying his axe. "This little girl won fair and square. Now hand over Ted Talks or I will chop your broomstick in half."

The witch looked horrified. She grabbed her broomstick and placed it behind her. Then, huffing, she opened the door of the cage.

Doctor hurried over and grabbed Ted Talks, checking that her favourite toy was all right. Fortunately, Ted Talks was unharmed.

Doctor thanked the woodcutter, grabbed a quick souvenir, and hurried on to meet Cats. It was starting to get dark.

When Doctor got to Cats's house, her puppy power threw his arms around her.

"I was so worried!" cried Cats. "You are very late."

As Doctor described her day, she could tell that Cats didn't believe her. So she grabbed a napkin from her pocket.

"What's that?" asked Cats.

Doctor unwrapped a doorknob made from KFC. "Pudding!" she said.

Cats almost fell off his chair.

The End